It really does cost extra.

Dear America,

Why are you shocked when you have to pay extra for something that is not included? Man up and pay the fifty cents.

Love,

Brian

I have noticed lately that people are shocked when they have to pay extra for something. Yesterday a woman wanted to add Jelly to her sausage Biscuit, now first I was the one who should have been shocked because when I think sausage I so not think jelly. I think Mustard, ketchup, mayo, but not Jelly. I informed this woman (after i had vomited a little in my mouth) that it would be fifty cents for the jelly. She looked at me like I had just shot her cat. I mean seriously, I do not think that she could have been more shocked if I had her dead cat in my hand and I smacked her in the face with it. Once she closed her mouth and stopped blinking (and I am not even kidding) she proceeded to go off like no one before her.

Shocked Cat lady who wants Jelly: "What do you mean it's fifty cents. Why do I have to pay fifty cents for Jelly. When I go to McDonalds, I do not have to pay extra for ketchup. I mean why can't i just put a little jelly on my sausage biscuit? I mean what do I have to do to get some jelly, I just don't understand....."

It was at this point that I really just wanted to scream at her... you have to pay fifty cents you crazy physco cat lady!!!! SERIOUSLY!

It was at this point that I just gave her the stupid Jelly. I just couldn't stand to hear her talk about the stupid Jelly for one more moment. She didn't even say thank you.

But let me tell you something America. You have to pay for product. Now there are things that people do not have to pay for, but in fact, you really are paying for them. The reason that you do not have to pay for extra ketchup at McDonalds, is that everyone gets ketchup on their burgers. It already comes on it, so it is built into the price. The reason that jelly is not free, is that not everyone gets jelly on their sausage biscuit. So if I want to order the Jelly so that you can have it, you have to pay for it. You see, things are not free. I find it silly that I have to pay for something that falls from the sky (water).

So I guess what I am getting at is that things are not free. If you want to buy something you have to pay for it. Other than that, it's called a gift or stealing.