Is it really a good idea to put that on Youtube? Seriously!
Love Brian
All the Single Ladies! Oh the single Ladies!
Tonight I thought it would be funny to show my little sisters the video of the Glee football team dancing to single ladies. She chuckled and good times were had. Having never seen this video before (yes I live under a rock) I decided to search for it online. Well let me tell you I found a whole new world of hurt!
First there was the video by Beyonce. It was a pretty good video, but I could not really understand what all the fuss was about. So then I looked at the side bar and saw that there was more. This was when my sisters friend told me to look up Justin Timberlake doing the dance. I had heard that it was funny, and the first ten seconds was funny, but that is all I could find. So I started to click and ohhhhh the horror.
First there was a rather large man wiggeling and jiggling in ways that he shold not have been moving. Now when Beyonce does this, it is not so bad. She does not jiggle much and what does is good when it does. (I'm just sayin) But when a man who weighs more than I do puts on a black leotard and dances. Not only do bad things jiggle but his boys were jiggling. It was just too much. It was just a little too much for my eyes. I was waiting for the smoke to start pouring from my ears and then for my eyes to melt out of my face. A little like Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost Arc. (Don't look directly at it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) So I quickly clicked on the next link.
Well this was a video of three girls dancing to Single ladies. Wearing the same costumes as in the video, only with wigs that had shinny tinsel in them. The girls had no rhythm and could not dance with the music. Now I am not against them dancing and having fun, but if you can't dance and you can't dance, then why put it on Youtube. I mean the baby that was two years old dancing to it, was better than these girls.
So I guess what I am saying is, I did not like and I will not put a ring on it! I mean seriously why do we put these things on Youtube. How are you going to feel when fifteen years from now, your son comes into your room and says to you... "so dad, did anyone put a ring on it?" And then laughs and does the little shuffle dance out of the room.
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