Do you really NEED that?

Dear America,

Do you really need that coffee? What will happen if you don't get it?

Love,

Brian

Today a man walks up to the counter and says to me....

" I need a blueberry muffin".... So lets ignore the fact that he in no way responded to my charming and winning smile, to my exuberant and pleasant Good Morning, or my how are you today... We will just have to believe that he is either....

A) single and can't cook

B) has made his wife mad and she has decided to not make him a wonderful breakfast this morning.

C)running late for work because he was helping old ladies cross a busy intersection... or

D) a meanie head poopy face :)

Anyway.... this really got me to thinking.... Does he need this muffin? I know that you need air, you need to drink 8 8oz glasses of water a day, you need to respect your parents (cause they brought you into this world and they can and will take you right out of it) you also need to eat three times a day and pay your taxes.... Uncle Sam needs to get his.. OKAY?

but... do you need a blueberry muffin? I can just see it now...

MHPF: (meanie head poopy face) "I need a blueberry muffin!"

VNVPGWE(Very Nice Very Polite Generaly Wonderful Employee) : I am sorry sir but we are out of those today.... would you like a Coffee Cake Muffin instead? Or maybe you would like to try our new Barbarian Cream Donut... Bob Just loves it!"

MHPF: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! The Horror!!!!!! (POOOOF, WOOSH, Clump)

Nancy (works with VNVPGWE) "What had happen?"

VNVPGWE:" We didn't have the blueberry muffin so he spontaneously combusted. Kind of sucks... Oh well... Can I help You?"

I do not think that if you do not get your tasty breakfast treat you will expire. You may want it, you may like to have one please, it may be nice to eat one...etc etc etc... but I do not think that this constatutes a necessity. Is the national guard going to be called out because you did not get your muffin? No. Will the national guard get called out if a Hurricane hits a major American city killing many and making many homeless... hmmmm maybe this was not a good example..(cough cough BUSH!) Anyway I think you get my point (BUSH SUCKS)... I mean... (sorry) that a latte or a muffin or something of that nature is not a need... it is a want and should be addressed as such.

Love Always :)

Brian

p.s. (my feelings for Bush are my own and I am in no way saying that you should dislike this man. I am sure he is a wonderful, husband, father and son... the jury is still out on the President thing. )